[bzzzzzzzt]

... A zetta shame this piece of shit has proven to be indestructible.

[the communicator cuts on with the hiss of a spraypaint can, which continues off and on for several minutes.]

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862 0899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172!!

[there's a dull 'clunk' as the can is dropped to the pavement.]
And ... zetta perfect.

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...

Nngh, my head's zetta throbbing. ... Do any of you radians know where I could get Ibuprofen or any variable of that set?

What the factor happened?

{ooc: Sho got beat over the head by Kozuka and his metal bat and woke up with one hell of a migraine and no memory of the encounter whatsoever.}

Somehow Obtained Horrid Cough And Headaches That Often Attack.
I bet those damned rats gave me the fucking bubonic plague! Soon I'm going to be vomiting blood and have black spots all over my skin...OH FUCK, those already a-a-appeared. [He begins coughing.]

...Ugh.

Ohyeah, I remember what the original point of this whole post now. Hey, you hectopascal ( Read more... )

[There are several clicks as the communicator is turned on, off, and then on again. ]

Nngh!? Those dog creatures are definitely NOT Noise! ... ...Hey, neither am I. What happened to my masterpiece?!

[The sound of clashing metal and shuffling is heard as the device is removed from the pile.]

[A note is ripped off the device.] 'Use this.' Fine. Might be ( Read more... )